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LitRPG for people who read the patch notes.

Stories about systems, the bugs hiding in them, and the people who refuse to be garbage-collected. Dark comedy, crunchy stats, and more kindness than the cynicism would like you to know about.

Currently running

Book series · 8 books · Kindle ebook

The Nexus Protocol

A corporation sold the world a digital afterlife built from everyone’s old data. Then it put living people inside to test it. Marcus Reed, a Boston backend developer, reads the patch notes, finds the bugs, and learns, against his will, that no system gets fixed alone.

Book 1, Root Access: coming November 2026

See the series and reading order

Web serial · free to read · Royal Road

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An actuary who never rounds is reborn with a useless class that can insure monsters, adventurers and gods, just in time to read the System’s own fine print: it’s insolvent, and coverage ends in 365 days.

Coming soon to Royal Road

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How these stories are made

With an AI doing the heavy typing, and a human deciding what the story is and reading every line before it ships. The details are on the AI disclosure page, so you can decide before you read rather than after.